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  • Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
  • baby: b...b-...
  • Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
  • baby: B-B...
  • Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
  • baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
  • Mother: W-...W-
  • Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
  • Mother: I-I--
  • Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
  • Mother: ...
  • Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF
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sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

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carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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bepeu:

reblog if youre just kidding

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reminder to self: not eating is not going to make anything easier.

(Source: rubyinrecovery, via acidic-child)

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steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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